Food for thought

Matthew Waddle robbed two Iowa banks, with a gun in Truro and a knife in New Virginia.

Waddle is whiling away time in the Polk County Jail and complaining about being forced to eat meat.

"I believe in peace, and that we should all get along, and I don't think killing animals is right."

Waddle has threatened (?) a food strike if he doesn't get meatless meals.

He's scheduled to begin a 10 year prison sentence where he'll learn to do the tube steak boogie as some bad man's bitch and the scientific community is united in that fact.

SWALLOW THAT!