Lawsuit Happy

A Des Moines woman is suing the "happiest place in the world".

That's downright Un-American and the scientific community is united in that fact.

Walt Disney World, in Orlando, refused to allow her to use a Segway there and she believes that violated her rights under the Americans with Disabilities Act.

Actually it didn't...

A public accommodation will be permitted to establish objective safety criteria for the operation of its business

Disney has legitimate safety concerns for other guests and employees because the Segway can travel more than 12 miles per hour.

As you can see the President didn't fare well with his Segway encounter.

Disney's policy does allow wheelchairs and motorized scooters.

Joanie Phony John Edwards will be looking for work soon and the Multi Millionaire trial lawyer could easily segue into this frivolous lawsuit.