Devil in Disguise

Phony Joanie is starting a 666 tour.

He's calling it "6 Degrees of John Edwards", but he's got all those 6's involved plus Tim Robbins and Kevin Bacon.

C'mon, that's a chill wind blowing in this nation and it's pure evil!

Plus, Phony's a Multi-millionaire trial lawyer.

You can't get more satanic than that and the scientific community is united in that fact.










Also, I don't get the latest commercial he's running...

What we want to make certain is true is that our children have a better life than we've had. Twenty generations of Americans before us have ensured that that was true.

Generations run 20-25 years, so twenty generations would be 400+ years.

America was founded in 1776, not 1607!

What about those generations that gave us Boss Tweed, Tammany Hall or the Civil War?

I wouldn't call that ensuring a better life.