Wednesday, February 21, 2007

Minnesota SUCKS

Make it 11, Gore can bore you to death!














Al Gore could pay a visit to the University of Minnesota in the near future to receive an honorary degree for his work in climatology.

University President Bob Bruininks spilled the beans at the February Board of Regents meeting, saying that "two of our colleges are working with Vice President Gore to provide, we hope, an honorary doctorate."

The University has given 223 honorary degrees to date. Past recipients include Yanni, Sandra Day O'Connor and Hillary Clinton.


Now that's some fine company!


The thought of Dr. Gore
makes me want to snore
He's such a bore
and a climatological whore

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can think of a lot more reasons for why Minnesota Sucks than just the U of M's honorary doctorate for Al Gore. Like U of M sucks at - Football, keeping tuition low, and the fact that the U of M is the biggest bureaucracy in Minnesota. Yay! Our biggest bureaucracy sells education to students at super high prices. YOUR ARTICLE IS WEAK!

4:26 PM

 

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