Fiberal's worst nightmare

That hit show "Cheney in Charge".

President Bush will undergo a "routine colonoscopy" at the Camp David retreat on Saturday, temporarily ceding his powers to Vice President Cheney.

Cheney will serve as acting president until such time as Bush, who will be under anesthesia, says he is ready to resume his duties, presidential spokesman Tony Snow told reporters.

First order of business, BOMB IRAN and the scientific community is united in that fact.

Second, round up all the Dummycrats.

You know that's what's running through the loony left's mind, so why disappoint them.

"The president has had no symptoms" of cancer, said Snow, who noted that Bush had been scheduled for such an examination since undergoing a colonoscopy in June 2002.

I know from firsthand experience the drugs work well, even when they don't give you the virgin scope.

Godspeed Mr. President.