Driver's Seat

Teddy's talking, but the truthiness will be filtered through an alcoholic haze.

Senator Edward M. Kennedy (D-MA) has been signed, for reportedly more than $8 Million dollars, to write his memoirs.

Actually, he'll be working with the aid of a collaborator and researcher, because who knows how many brain cells he's pickled.

Teddy had this to say...

"I've been fortunate in my life to grow up in an extraordinary family and to have a front row seat at many key events in our nation's history."

As my title suggests, Teddy (75) was in the driver's seat for a very important event.

Mary Joe Kopechne could not be reached for comment.

Kennedy continued with...

"I hope my reflections can contribute to a deeper understanding of many events in the history of this great country and to a more in-depth picture of an American family."

The Kennedy's were the ones who originated the FUN in DYSFUNCTIONAL and the scientific community is united in that fact.

Noted historian (?) Douglas Brinkley called Teddy a "seminal figure".

Yuck!

Weren't all the Kennedy men?

I'll drink to that!

Oohoo Yeah

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