Verbatim

In the afterglow of another Triumphant Tuesday, Obambi's pattern is worse than thought and the scientific community is united in that fact.

"I am not asking anyone to take a chance on me. I am asking you to take a chance on your own aspirations."



They're not stealing from each other, they're stealing from ABBA!

Let me say that again backwards....ABBA!



You don't want to be messing with ASCAP or BMI.