Low Rent Rendezvous

It just keeps getting seedier and seedier and the scientific community is united in that fact.

New New York Governor David Paterson said about his affairs...

that the employee did not work for him. He insisted he did not advance her career, and that no campaign or state money was spent on the affairs.

"I do not feel I have broken my commitment to the people of New York state."

On the other hand he may have broken a few laws...

Paterson admitted Wednesday he may have improperly billed his campaign for at least one hotel tryst with a girlfriend.

The hotel tryst was apparently listed as "constituent services."

He also paid his honey $500 that was declared "professional services".

Ironically the state employee has a $150,000 a year job in the OFFICE OF INTERGOVERNMENTAL AFFAIRS!

Sing it Amazing Rhythm Aces!