Saturday, May 24, 2008

Problem solved


Mrs. Big Lug Nut is hosting a little get together she's calling...

First Lady's Conference On Solutions To Poverty

Her caucus chum Phony Joanie Edwards will be the keynote speaker.

The Multi-Millionaire Trial Lawyer who has assets over $30 Million and was the main beneficiary of his Center for Promise and Opportunity.

You have to wonder how he's being compensated.

After all, he got $55,000 for his poverty talks and that was his college rate.

Here are the details:

Polk County Convention Complex ■ Des Moines, IA

June 19, 2008

AGENDA

8:30 – 9:15AM
Registration

9:30 – 10:00AM
First Lady’s Address

10:00 – 10:30AM
Keynote Address

10:30 – Noon
Breakout Sessions

Noon – 1:00PM
Lunch & Panel Discussion

1:00 – 3:30PM
Breakout Sessions Continued

3:30 – 3:45PM
Break

3:45 – 4:15PM
Closing

That's a full agenda and the scientific community is united in that fact.

They'll hold a presser afterwards and tell everyone how wonderful they were and have sore arms from patting themselves on the back.

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