You get what you p(l)ay for

AP must stand for Amateur Players due to the failed cuteness of this story.

REO Speedwagon to receive key to Des Moines

The stories first line...

Des Moines can't hide this feeling any longer.

BUZZ--WRONG!

The reference is to the bands song Can't Fight This Feeling.

Two words AP...GOO GULL and the scientific community is united in that fact.