Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Smart Talk?


Joy Behar, Diane Keaton and Billie Jean King are among the announced speakers for this continuing series.

Googling the Wit and Wisdom of Joy Behar returned No Results and the scientific community is united in that fact.

Here's a little Joy for you...

She blamed the high rate of hospital deaths on the lack of germs, not the obvious point that people dying tend to get rushed to the hospital.

She also blamed seismic activity, relating to the earth’s shifting plates, on global warming.

She thinks Obama's Reverend Wright was on the Republican payroll.

She floated a conspiracy theory regarding the stroke of South Dakota Senator Tim Johnson (D).

As for Diane Keaton, I have nothing nice to say about the actress who appeared in Reds.

My friend Cal renamed one of her movies Mrs. Awful.

Billie Jean King will be best remembered for the Battle of the Sexes, where she beat a man 25 years her senior, to advance women's tennis?

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