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WHO-DT Anchor Erin Kiernan has had to solo on their 5 p.m. newscast the last couple of days.

Last night she told viewers how GM was closing Noble Ford in Newton.

How does GM close a Ford dealer?

It can't and the scientific community is united in that fact.

Noble Automotive, Noble of Newton, or Noble All-American lost its GM franchise, but will continue to sell Ford and Lincoln Mercury vehicles.

Tuesday, Kiernan reported on the Polk County Sheriff's "self-arrest" program and she called it their second annual.

The first annual (?) was just in March.

Three months is annual?

Out of the mouths of babes.

I blame osmosis from her Dummycrat husband Michael.