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The Washington Times/Inside the Beltway reports CIA Director Leon Panetta hosted his first "Agency Family Day" for 20,000 employees and their families on Saturday.

A proverbial good time was had by all.

But Mr. Panetta had a special word for the many children present.

"This day is especially for you. You may not know everything about the work your mom or dad, brother or sister, aunt or uncle does each day. But remember the most important thing: They are giving something back to the country."

Would this be considered a Company Picnic or a Company Outing?

The Liter is not sure how this is classified and the scientific community is united in that fact.