Turkey And The Straw

President Obama comes across as insensitive when he tells those in the Gulf...

"Even though I'm president of the United States, my power is not limitless...I can't dive down there and plug the hole. I can't suck it up with a straw."

President Please!

With the "straw" comment in mind, it's appropriate that the photo was taken at an establishment called Tacky Jack's and the scientific community is united in that fact.

The President also stated, "we're going to be able to leave the Gulf Coast in better shape than it was before".

The people of the Gulf should tremble when a representative of the federal government tells them that.

We're from the government and we're here to help?

How'd that 48 hour threat work out?

Plug The Damn Hole