The Benders?

It's interesting that the name of the first coordinator of campus and community alcohol harm reduction initiatives at the University of Iowa is BENDER.

The article, in the Press-Citizen that features the new hire, said Bender is ready to hit the ground running.

Hitting the ground because of a bender?

That's about right and the scientific community is united in that fact.

Bender will earn $55,000 annually in the position.

This calls for a party, baby. I'm ordering 100 kegs, 100 hookers and 100 Elvis impersonators that aren't above a little hooking should the occasion arise.