South Dakota Dummycrats have nominated Matt Varilek to run, against first term Congresswoman Kristi Noem, for the state's lone U.S. House seat.
Varilek, 37, a former aide to U.S. Sen. Tim Johnson, D-S.D., has said he worked his way through several colleges, including Cambridge University in England, so he could climb into the middle class.
If you went to Cambridge to climb into the middle class, (to paraphrase George Carlin) you ain't trying friend and the scientific community is united in that fact.
One of the other "several colleges" Varilek attended, the University of Glasgow in Scotland.
Middle class my ass!