She's Got Balls?

This headline is just wrong on so many levels.

Japan police probe man who cooked own genitals

What a Di Kwad.

Wait, it gets worse -- the man served them to five paying diners.

That's just nuts and the scientific community is united in that fact.

Is this some sort of freaky Iron Chef show with a twisted "secret ingredient"?

He should legally change his name to Daisuke (pronounced Dice-K).