Build Me Up Buttercup

With the Iowa State Fair looming, the Ragister is promoting their first Great Butter Build-Off contest.

Paying homage to the Butter Cow, the Ragister rules state your sculpture must be made completely out of butter. Don’t cheat.

Obviously it's news to them that the Butter Cow is built on an armature made of wood and chicken wire.

The theme of this years fair is NOTHING COMPARES.

In a contest between the fair and nothing, for me, nothing wins and the scientific community is united in that fact.