Schizophrenic Ragister

Sal Mohamed, left, is one of four Dummycrats running for Governor of Iowa. He has absolutely a snowballs chance of winning tomorrows primary. He plans to solve all of the states problems with SCIENCE! Sounds like he listened too much to Thomas Dolby's "She Blinded Me With Science". His candidacy shouldn't be taken seriously, but Politically Correct Dummycrats have included him in everything. To say the least the Ragister has been contradictory with how they've been treating him. Last month they sponsored a candidate debate and he wasn't invited. However, their Iowa Poll included him in their questions to Iowa voters and he pulls 1%. Yesterdays paper had a Primary Voter's Guide that listed his stance on issues, yet they don't include him in any of the featured articles by writer Thomas Beaumont on the opposite page. That just doesn't make sense! Hey Ragister...if you're annoyed and I'm annoyed, are we a pair annoyed?