Hey, Ho!

SCARLETT JOHANSSON, pictured bottoms up, has slammed PRESIDENT Bush for his staunch conservative views on sex, criticising the Republican for being too unrealistic in his opinions on the topic.

Johansson says, "We are supposed to be liberated in America but if our President had his way, we wouldn't be educated about sex at all. "Every woman would have six children and we wouldn't be able to have abortions."

The movie star last month boasted about being so "socially aware" she gets tested for HIV twice a year....

"I get tested for HIV twice a year. It's part of being a decent human, to be tested for STDs. It's disgusting when people don't. It's so irresponsible. But contrary to popular belief, I'm not promiscuous."

My wife would call her a "slut puppy" or a "whore dog".

I'll let Jackie Mason, comedian, speak for me....

"Entertainers and stars are all the same thing; they're all on one side of the issue...the Democrats are right, and no matter how they persecute people or how fraudulent they are, they're always right. There's a sick need in actors to prove to themselves that they're great compassionate people, that they're great humanitarians because they feel guilty. They're getting paid for nothing, they get paid billions of dollars for nothing, they know they don't deserve it, so, because most of them got no talent, they got no brains, they got nothing. They're basically morons!"