Out of the Closet

...and into full VIEW!

Per The New York Post Hillary Rodham Clinton stumbled on to the national stage - literally.

She...narrowly avoided an embarrassing face-plant as she misstepped on to the stage during her introduction.

A smiling Clinton quickly made light of her foot fumbling, quipping, "I was laughing so hard backstage, I didn't think I'd get up" the step.

Probably still can't get over how she and Bubba have been able to completely hoodwink most of America.

"We've never had a mother who ever ran for or held that position," the former first lady told the all-female cast of ABC's "The View.", speaking of the Presidency.

HRC definitely qualifies as a MOTHER.

She also told the klatch....

"In most elections it was accepted that someone was going to be the nominee and maybe the likely winner. This time that's all thrown up, and that's good."

Hillary Rodham Clinton, Barack Obama, John Edwards, Tom Vilsack...all the Dummycrats make me want to throw up.

I found it interesting that the woman who wouldn't stand by her man like Tammy Wynette and bake cookies said she loved making homemade ornaments and trimming the tree.

"You'd be surprised how crafty she is," host Rosie O'Donnell cracked.

Cunning, I bet!

You'd have to be to make the money she did on commodities futures.