Groundhog Day

I don't get the whole overgrown rodent prognosticator phenomenon, but word out of Punxsutawney has Phil predicting an early spring.

I predict that means a minimum of six more weeks of "GoreBull" warming bs.

2007, unlike 2000 when he tried to steal the Presidency, is turning out to be the year of Al Gore.

First an Oscar nod to his schlockumentary and now a nomination for the Nobel Peace Prize.

All this means more jetting around the world and more chauffeured limo rides.

It's okay, he says he's carbon neutral.

He pays for "verifiable reductions in CO2 elsewhere"!

The Inconvenient Truth is Socialist's never see themselves as hypocrites.

We're heading into a cold weekend, highs not even in double digits, and a little greenhouse effect or "GoreBull" warming would be wonderful.