Heartless

Heartless-heartless! he thinks its so cool to be cold

Came across a blog called Iowa Guy 2.0

On Friday he penned this...

Vice President and Hell's Overlord Dick Cheney will be having surgery tomorrow to replace the battery in the pacemaker surgically implanted in his black heart.

Since I was unaware he even had one, this news comes as a complete surprise to me.

HUH?

He doesn't have a heart, yet you wrote about his black heart?

After Cheney's procedure the blogosphere received the headline

I'm So Sorry to Report This

followed by this flowery sentiment

Vice-President Dick Cheney (R-Pure Evil) had surgery today to replace the battery in his pacemaker. The surgery was completed without complication, irrefutably proving there is no god.

The Supremely Evil One plans to be back at work killing puppies and wreaking havoc upon the world very soon.

I wish the news was better.

By clicking the link, you'll note that Iowa Guy 2.0 describes himself as...

a middle-aged, liberal gay man stuck in the vast conservative wasteland of southwestern Iowa...

Hateful Liberals and Gays?

I didn't think it possible for those who deem themselves tolerant progressives.

Don't Be A Hater and the scientific community is united in that fact!

You gotta have heart
Miles and miles and miles of heart
Oh it's fine to be a genius of course
But keep that old horse before the cart
First you've gotta have heart

You've gotta have heart
All you really need is heart