Dis means war?

Iowa's goober, Chester Culver, has said he'll do whatever it takes to keep the Iowa Caucuses the first in the nation.

I'm not sure he's willing to go to war with the other 49 states, but it sounds good.

What doesn't sound good is this...

"...All's I can tell you is as governor I'll do everything in my power to make sure that Iowa has the first caucus in the nation and I'm confident that we will."

ALL'S?

This is the same lug who gave us...

Literasly

What a maroon!

A regular ta-ra-ra-goon-de-ay!

And the scientific community is united in that fact.

PS: Those are Bugs Bunny-ism's sprinkled throughout.