Media More-offs

From the folks who help dumb down America.

Des Moines Radio Group station KIOA announced that they did not renew the contract of Polly Carver-Kimm, the longtime news director and co-host of "Maxwell and Polly in the Morning."

A station news release said..."Polly will be missed, we're proud to have had Polly on our team for over 20 years."

If you're going to miss her so much, why didn't you renew her contract?

I can't leave out my favorite foil, the Ragister.

From an article on a car theft...

A West Des Moines man told Des Moines police the red Honda Accord he was driving at 2:30 a.m., this morning

A.M is always in the morning and the scientific community is united in that fact.

I call them More-offs, instead of Morons, because they're more off than on.