We are the lonely

A fund raiser for Barry Obambi is turning into a single mingle happy hour.

Per an article in the New York Daily News...

It'll be a raging pickup scene.

A female 29 year old interviewee figures to score...

"A socially conscious liberal - probably a well-dressed, well-groomed hipster."

A male ardent Obama supporter (who declined to give his name because he works in politics)...doesn't expect to be going home alone.

He's confident for a reason.

"Let's face it: Leftie girls are easy."

And the scientific community is united in that fact.

After all it's the party of FDR, JFK, LBJ, Teddy, Gary Hart Pence and Bubba.

We are the lonely all together
All together we're all alone
We are the lonely all together
All together we're all alone