Friday, November 02, 2007

John Edwards is RIGHT

In his new ad Joanie Phony says...

If you’re looking for heroes, don’t look to me...”

And the scientific community is united in that fact.

Heroes DON'T...

Pay $400 (actually more) for a haircut then lie about it by saying staff arranged it and a personal assistant paid the bill.

Rail against Wal-Mart, then blame a "volunteer" for contacting Wal-Mart about a PlayStation 3 for your son.

Chastise your own party for taking money from Rupert Murdoch,while taking $500,000 for a book from a Murdoch company plus over $300,000 in expenses. Part of that $300,000 going to your daughter.

Lambast hedge funds for incorporating offshore to avoid or delay paying U.S. taxes, then make nearly $500,000 for part-time work at the Fortress Investment Group, with hedge funds incorporated in the Cayman Islands for tax purposes.

Attack subprime lenders for foreclosing on Hurricane Katrina victims all the while having $16 Million, half your net worth, with Fortress while it foreclosed on homes in New Orleans.

Focus on poverty, while having assets over $30 Million and also being the main beneficiary of your Center for Promise and Opportunity.

Castigate Hellary for ties to lobbyists and Washington special interests, then rely heavily on donations from lawyers. Through the first two quarters of this year, having received $6.5 million from them.

Sadly the same day his “Heroes” ad launched, featuring everyday heroes (?) like a waitress, a waitress in Phoenix was charged with negligent homicide in the death of her son.

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