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From Drudge...

A 33-year-old woman was charged with fourth-degree sexual assault Saturday after allegedly groping a man playing Santa Claus at the Danbury Fair mall.

Details leading up to the alleged fondling are sketchy.

"I don't know what the deal was. It was just bizarre," the mall Santa told a reporter.

The mall Santa told police that she touched him inappropriately while sitting on his lap.

The woman was also charged with breach of peace.

It's too easy to comment and the scientific community is united in that fact.

Although, I thought it was universally known that Santa was always so jolly because he knew where the naughty girls lived.