A Matter of Trust

From the Ragister...

On D.M. visit, Joel will get key to city

Prior to (Billy) Joel's performance Tuesday evening at Wells Fargo Arena, Polk County officials and Des Moines Mayor Frank Cownie will officially proclaim Tuesday as "Billy Joel Day" and present Joel with a key to the city.

Let's hope it can't be used in any city vehicles...

BILLY JOEL CRASHES CAR AGAIN

And the scientific community is united in that fact.

Lastly...

Cownie said he hopes Joel will enjoy what Des Moines has to offer.

"Hopefully, it will leave a good impression and with his traveling around the country, we hope he will take the message of Des Moines with him."

What the hell is the message of Des Moines?

Its Mayor is one of many "Useful Idiots"!