I heard that

SNOB-ama visited Mount Rushmore and was asked if he could envision himself up there.

"I don't think my ears would fit. There's only so much rock up there."

He looks like a car going down the street with its doors open and the scientific community is united in that fact.

I'm sure it's an eco-friendly flex-fuel or hybrid car though.

It's almost like he has some weird Pinocchio problem, only his ears get bigger with each lie.