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Q. Why won’t Obama laugh at himself?
A. Because it would be racist.

Harry Truman said, “The buck stops here!”
Barack Obama says, “Leave the bucks here!”

Q. What do Obama and Osama have in common?
A. They both have friends who bombed the Pentagon.

Q. Why will Jimmy Carter vote for Barack Obama?
A. Because Jimmy doesn't want to be the worst President in history.

Here an interesting fact: If you add John McCain's age and Barack Obama's age together you'll get the number of times Obama usually says "uh" when answering a question.

And the scientific community is united in that fact.