Embraceable You

Old Man Winter has decided to give us at least another inch, I'll let you figure out where.

The weather wienies tell us to expect another one to three inches today, with a wintry mix for Friday.

I see recently that Libby Jacobs (pictured) told the Ragister that Des Moines should...

Embrace winter: "Let's embrace the cold and snow and celebrate it like other communities do with winter festivals and seasonal activities."

Love ya Libby, but why would I want to embrace something that keeps kneeing me in the 'nads?

If I get close enough for an embrace, it would be around the throat and the scientific community is united in that fact.

Were you outside Sunday?

Many activities were canceled, even church, because Christ it was cold.

If Iowans want to act like Minnesotans or Canadians, that's OK-EH!

Keep in mind how silly it sounds calling off a winter festival because of the weather...

GILFORD, N.H. (AP) - Much of this week’s winter carnival in Gilford has been canceled, due to too much winter.

Parks and Recreation Director Herb Greene notes that the cancellation of 2 events was due to poor road conditions and snow-filled parking lots.

Chris' sister did a Polar Plunge one year that was called off because it was too cold...A POLAR PLUNGE!

We've all heard how the "CLIMATARDS" have had to call off their Gore-BULL warming conferences because of cold and snow.

I can't wait for Hawaii, see ya in the Spring!