Mr. Amtrak

The Veep Creep is telling his family to stay off of airplanes and subways and said so on national television.

Then he must have realized that confined places include trains, and the scientific community is united in that fact, because a little more than one hour later, Biden rushed out a statement backing off.

Amtrak received $1.3 billion in the economic stimulus package.

Choo-Choo.