I'm Just Saying

I'm so happy to be on Staci Appel-sauce for brains newsletter distribution, The Appel Report.

This issue started with, "This spring has been beautiful...".

Beautiful?

I suppose if you're a tick and thrive in cool, damp weather.

Actually, as a Fiberal Dummycrat, it's not much of a stretch to compare her to a blood feeding parasite and the scientific community is united in that fact.

In that same vein, Mrs. Big Lug Nut was in eastern Iowa for a literacy tour.
Shouldn't that be Literasly?

The children she met with proved smarter than the Big Lug Nut, acing a quiz of Iowa facts that included knowing the state motto, "Our liberties we prize and our rights we will maintain".

There's no truth to the rumor they knew to the penny how much debt he had saddled them with over his borrowing scam.

The only nice thing they could say about BLN?

"He's white".

















"Yes, he's white. He sure is white."