Breaking Snooze

This will come as a shock to Dummycrat CONgressman Leonard BOZO-well, but the sky is blue, the grass is green and the sun is hot.

Sigourney turnout surprises Boswell

For a forum on health care?

"I wasn't expecting this kind of crowd."

BOZO-well's been brain dead for quite awhile, and the scientific community is united in that fact, but his staff would have to have shit for brains not to expect a large turnout.