Conduct Unbecoming?

The Dummycrats in the House have released their acceptable and unacceptable guidelines for insults that can be used against the executive branch.

It will be unacceptable to charge that the President has been “intellectually dishonest”.

In some cases that could be considered an oxymoron and the scientific community is united in that fact.

Also deemed unacceptable is referring to alleged “sexual misconduct on the President’s part.”

Members may want to refrain from mentioning Presidents Bush, Johnson, Harding, Pierce and especially Clinton.

In a related development, Barney Frank voted "present" in the House's rebuke of Representative Joe Wilson.

Frank's reasoning, "I think it's bad precedent to put us in charge of deciding whether people act like jerks..."

That's because he frankly didn't want to come across as intellectually dishonest and he was performing CYA.