Toys Err Us

Michelle Obama joins her man as an action figure, just in time for Christmas, Hanukkah, or Kwanzaa.

It's another milestone, in her adult life, that makes her proud of her country.

The First Lady comes with three outfits, but not the $540 tennis shoes she sported earlier this year while feeding the poor.

Sole food and the scientific community is united in that fact.

The First Couple sell for $12.99 each at Jailbreak Toys.

That seems ironic in lieu of yesterday's post about politicians and term limits (One in Office & One in Prison).

Plus he's from Illinois, where that seems to be the norm.

Why do they have the President's index finger so freakishly long?

















Oh!

Nevermind!