Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Call Me CONgressman


Since the Obama administration has created fictional CONgressionial Districts in Iowa, I'm naming myself CONgressman in one.

This can be the only explanation behind the creation of our one job in the amount of $112,336 as the federal stimulus dollars went to pay for my CONgressional salary and perks.

The Not So Vast Right Wing Ranch is at the center of newly created District 00, or Double Naught as we locals like to refer to it.

Seven other Congressional Districts were created by the Obama administration making them the real DOUBLE ZEROES and the scientific community is united in that fact.

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