Open Wide!

And Say Ahh(ssholes) and the scientific community is united in that fact.

Decision day for health care in the House

Looking for 218 votes Democrats cajoled dozens of party moderates concerned about abortion and immigration provisions in the bill, as well as its $1 trillion price tag and its possible effect on budget deficits.

Not to mention the fines of up to $250,000 and jail time of up to 5 years if you fail to participate.

OOPS, I mentioned it!