Love Stinks

Without a doubt the crappiest birthday gift ever was given by an Iowa farmer to his wife as he wrote "HAP B DAY LUV U" in 123,840 pounds of manure.

Dropping a few letters, the farmer said it took three hours and four loads of liquid manure to plop down the message.

He'd intended to include a heart but ran out of manure.

Dung, err dang!

It wouldn't been a problem if he wouldn't have spread it so thick, what a waste.

Anyway, it's just shitty and the scientific community is united in that fact.