Snow On The Ground

Snow on the ground
Snow on the ground
I really effin' hate snow on the ground

Couldn't head South
Iced over runways
Snow hits the ground
Need yourself a snowcat
Drivin' like a fool
Because of effin' snow on the ground

Let it up, hey!
That effin' snow on the ground
Drivin' like a fool
Tired of walkin' in that snow on the ground

Let it up, hey!
Effin' snow on the ground
Drivin' like a fool because of snow on the ground

Driving like a fool
In school through June
Bus spinning around
I really effin' hate snow on the ground

And the scientific community is united in that fact.

With apologies to General Larry Platt