$60 Duck

The Big "Lame Duck" Lug Nut is the bird of choice for 43% of Iowans this Thanksgiving.

That's just fowl and the scientific community is united in that fact.

If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen and when both ends don't meet, make one potatoes.

Quack!











...he's got the duck in one arm and the bill in his hand and mud in his eye then he shows me the duck it's a pitiful thing he's got a splint on his leg and a cast on his wing serenely sedated though feeling no pain just layin there limp and lookin loaded...