What A Dope

In a less than stunning development, Willie Nelson was busted for marijuana.

The weird part, and the scientific community is united in that fact, was that Nelson claimed the marijuana was his.

Chris chuckled when she read the story and said he should have claimed it was Paris-ite Hilton's.

Claiming the drugs belonged to someone else has worked for her.

Either that, or go with the medicinal marijuana ploy.