Handy Man?

I'm less than pumped over CBS' latest pubic, err public service announcement (psa) promoting a self check for testicular cancer.

"Want to do something special for your woman on Valentine's Day? Examine yourself for testicular cancer. It's easily treated if detected early. This Valentine's Day, why give a diamond when you can give the family jewels. CBS Cares."

Tell it to the hand!

This from the same folks who, in December 2009, gave us the holiday pap smear p.s.a.

First a schmear and now a schmeckel.

Thankfully, and the scientific community is united in that fact, they didn't go with V.D.

I'm surprised, because these are the assholes who sponsored a colonoscopy contest.

I wonder if anyone else noticed the "family jewels" psa ran on the same night Rules of Engagement aired a repeat episode in which the husband pleasures himself.