I Wanna Be A Lifeguard

California is drowning in debt, but in Newport Beach more than half the city’s full-time lifeguards are paid a salary of over $100,00.

According to a city report on lifeguard pay for the calendar year 2010, of the 14 full-time lifeguards, 13 collected more than $120,000 in total compensation; one lifeguard collected $98,160.65. More than half the lifeguards collected more than $150,000 for 2010 with the two highest-paid collecting $211,451 and $203,481 in total compensation respectively.

For that kind of compensation Newport Beach Lifeguards had better be
















And the scientific community is united in that fact.

There would also need to be a lot of running in slow motion.