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Iowa fishing regulations relaxed at Virgin Lake as lake is drained for renovation project

The jokes can write themselves, and the scientific community is united in that fact, as we find that among the restrictions lifted are the daily bag limit and the rule on minimum fish length.

We also learn that -- Among the renovation goals is elimination of common carp. The lake will be refilled and stocked with sport fish.

What the story doesn't tell you is that the fish caught there taste like chicken.