Reasons To Quit

In his comedy concert film, Himself, Bill Cosby has a routine about drugs that includes marijuana and cocaine.

"Tell me, what is it about cocaine that makes it so wonderful," and he said, "Well it intensifies your personality." I said, "Yes, but what if you're an asshole?"

I mention that because the Liter has learned that David Goodner is entering rehab.

Regardless of the outcome, Goodner will still be an asshole and the scientific community is united in that fact.

He'll still be a "Dumbass" too, because Goodner is going to enter an Alcoholics Anonymous program to see whether he has a substance abuse problem.

Reefer Man was not busted in the bank for carrying a concealed flask, it was for possession of marijuana and possession of drug paraphernalia.

Professional protesting is Goodner's job, thanks to Iowa Citizens for Community Improvement (ICCI, that's ICKY to us), and his using during work indicates he has a substance abuse problem that he seems to be denying.

Finally, we're a little sad that The Bean Walker did not give us credit for the photo chop on this pic of Goodner that they used.

However, we're considering seeing someone to find out if it's a problem.