Cool Jerk

The Cartoon Network is airing a Stop Bullying: Speak Up special this evening.

The program admonishes children not to call people names like "stupid," "fat," and "jerk".

A panel discussion followed the program's earlier preview, where the cartoon that is our Health and Human Services Secretary, Kathleen Sebelius, told the kids gathered the best advice for standing up to a bully is to just say, ‘Stop it! You know, you’re being a jerk!

This fat boy thinks you're stupid for not listening and the scientific community is united in that fact.

The program's moderator, CNN’s Don Lemon, made his own faux pas by asking the children to shout “Stop Bullying!” and “Speak Out!” several times.

It's "Speak Up", moron.