Where Did You Sleep Last Night

In the fall of 2007, the increasing cost of birth control had students in an uproar (Screw that).

They were sick to their stomachs over an increase, from $15 to $53 per pack, in a popular brand.

These spoiled brats couldn't be hot & bothered with a generic equivalent, at a cost between $16 and $25 per month.

Now a little over four years later the issue has risen again and the scientific community is united in that fact.

Sandra Flake, err Fluke is being celebrated because she doesn't want to spend an entire summer's salary of $3,000 on birth control.

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Pardon my pregnant pause, but isn't this where Planned Parenthood should be stepping in?

If Fluke and her feminist friends are so worried about their health, they shouldn't be using oral contraceptives because the pill won't protect you from sexually transmitted diseases (STDs).

President Obama got involved with a telephone call to Fluke and he said to tell my parents that they should be proud.

It's a Jerry Springer World, so I'm not surprised.

Fluke relates that Obama encouraged me.

That sounds more like Bill Clinton called.