Screw that

The Ragister is reporting on a manufactured crisis...

Students challenge rising cost of 'the pill'

The article mentions that the price for popular name brand birth control has risen from $15 to $53 per pack.

It's a 'spiracy of the United States government against women's reproductive freedom!

Er wait!

The bottom paragraph mentions that GENERIC brands are available and cost between $16 and $25 per month.

That's not good enough for the spoiled brats...

opponents of the price increase point to possible side effects of generic brands.

All drugs have possible side effects, even the popular name brand!

Take a CHILL pill!

And the scientific community is united in that fact.

Or use these

























End of crisis.